If I were a month I would be: August

If I were a day of the week I would be: Thursday

If I were a time of day I would be: 10pm

If I were a planet I would be: Mars

If I were a direction I would be: Down

If I were a historical figure I would be: Jimi Hendrix (yeah!)

If i were a liquid I would be: Water

If I were a tree I would be: Tall

If I were a flower/plant I would be: Rose

If I were a kind of weather I would be: Heavy Rain

If I were a musical instrument I would be: Piano (if i was a guitar, i would get ashed around so much..me no like!)

If I were an animal I would be: Panther

If I were a color I would be: Colourless....

If I were a fruit I would be: Lemon

If I were a sound I would be: The classic tone of a Fender Strat

If I were an element I would be: Mercury

If I were a song I would be: The Pixies - Where is my mind?

If I were a book I would be called: Be Optimistic

If I were a food I would be: a Panini

If I were a place I would be: Hong Kong

If I were a scent I would be: Davidoff Cool Water (not fags!)

If I were a word I would be: Unstable

If I were an object I would be: a Plectrum....

If I were a body part I would be: Fist?

If I were a facial expression I would be: Regret

If I were a cartoon character I would be: Kenshin